EPISODE EIGHT - CURRIED HIGH TRIP
  LITTLE GIRL: Hey. Miss me? Yep, still an orphan.
  PRINCE: And I'm still a mack daddy.
  LITTLE GIRL: Prepubescent salty goodness. Gotta love it.
  KEIKO: Not to presume, but don't you think this prank is a little... um... stupid?
  NANAMI: Hush, peasant. What could possibly go wrong?
  COOKING CLASS: Hey, you DID ask...
  NANAMI: Say what? Since when did spicy food make buildings go boom?
  KEIKO: I really hope we don't have to pay for that.
  TOUGA: Eggs are good for you.

  JURI & MIKI: So's anarchy.
  TOUGA: Apocalypse didn't see THIS one coming.
  JURI: Really, who would have? It's just so... so...
  TOUGA: ...Inane?
  JURI: Yes. That.
  MIKI: It's all my fault! I asked her to make food! How could I have possibly been so thoughtless?
  TOUGA: ...speaking of inane.
  WAKABA: Thank heaven! You're back! And you're not injured? Here, let me fix that.
  UTENA: ...ouch, my spine. How can you handle this all the time, Utena-sama?
  WAKABA: ...my brain hurts.
  AIKO: Have we told you how much you suck lately?
  YUUKO: We haven't?
  KEIKO: Well, you do. Here's proof. SMACK.
  ANTHY: You dish it out fine. Can you TAKE it, bitch?.
  KEIKO: ...Hey! You're not supposed to hit BACK!
  ANTHY: Back. The fuck. OFF.
  AIKO: Scary Rose Bitch!
  YUUKO: RUN AWAY!
  KEIKO: EEEEEEEEE!
  MIKI: ...marry me.
  ANTHY-UTENA: It's amazing how having our personalities switched seems to have transferred all my muscle memory and physical fitness to your body.
  UTENA-ANTHY: ...did anyone else notice that we've acquired a flock of stalkers?
  TOUGA: Nanami, nobody but you would do something so... so...
  NANAMI: Brilliant? Cunning? Sophisiticated?
  TOUGA: ...dumb. Now go fix it. This is getting annoying.
  SHADOW GIRLS: Speaking of annoying, can ANYONE stand Nanami?
  ELEPHANTS: Lord knows we can't.
  ANTHY-UTENA: Why oh why has nobody yet told Saionji about this whole thing?
  ELEPHANTS: That girl is evil. She needs to die.
  ANTHY-UTENA: Come to think of it, why am I not tellin- GAH! PUT YOUR SHIRT BACK ON! NO SEX NO SEX NO SEX!
  SAIONJI: ...did you forget your meds again? I just wanted to give the diary back.
  ANTHY-UTENA: Okay, I know I'm tense when Saionji is telling me to chill.
  ELEPHANTS: Must KILL!
  NANAMI: You have GOT to be kidding me.
 

ANTHY-UTENA: It bites having a conscience.
  UTENA-ANTHY: Agreed. That's why I never use mine.
  ANTHY-UTENA: ...
  UTENA-ANTHY: Oh, did I say that out loud? I meant to say, "I have no free will." ^_^
  ELEPHANTS: Why won't she DIE? Kid's like a cockroach.
  ANTHY-UTENA: Well, they may be private, tender words of love that he'd die before letting anyone else see, but hey! That's no reason for me not to scrawl all over it!
  NANAMI: We'll be safe out here- they CAN'T swim out this far!
  ELEPHANTS: True, but no one said anything about surfboards. DIE, COCKROACH GIRL.
  SAIONJI: I am SO in love with Anthy, it's almost sad.
  ANTHY-UTENA: Sad is right. Oh, I'm sorry, was that your already-unstable emotional health under my shoe?
  NANAMI: I found it! Finally! SOMEONE MAKE THE ELEPHANTS GO AWAY NOW!
  CHUCHU: What, you're blaming ME for the slapstick humor? Shyeah RIGHT.
  TOUGA: Well, as much as this sucks for you, I'm willing to nail Utena no matter what body she's in. Or Anthy, for that matter. Or both, really. I'm not picky.
  ANTHY-UTENA: Someone DIES for this.

 

 IKUHARA: ::whistles::
  UTENA-ANTHY: Am I a mad culinary scientist, or just a complete wacko? You make the call.
  SAIONJI: Denial is so comfy now that I've worn off all the chafing bits.
  UTENA-ANTHY: Vindictive? Little old me?
  CHUCHU: Yummy. Hey, what could go wrong?
  DINING ROOM: Don't you kids ever learn? Sigh.
  UTENA: Well, great, now you've killed the dorm.
  SAI-CHU: And just in case you weren't disturbed enough by this episode, here's Tarzan!
  UTENA: I am surrounded by lunatics.
    END EPISODE EIGHT
 

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