EPISODE SEVEN - UNFULFILLED JURI
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EPISODE SEVEN - UNFULFILLED JURI
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JURI: God is dead. Oops- I mean there are no miracles | |
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MIKI: You rock, Juri. | |
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JURI: Feh. | |
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TEACHER: You're still wearing that? I told you to stop wearing that! | |
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UTENA: What do you want me to do, come to school naked? | |
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TEACHER: YES! And leave the monkey at home! | |
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CHUCHU: Chu! ::makes a rude gesture:: | |
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JURI: She seems less boring than most of the people around here. And she has good legs. You, man in charge- create a diversion. Because I say so. | |
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UTENA: Phew, thanks. You're a miracle worker. | |
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JURI: ::SNARL:: There are no such things as miracles! | |
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UTENA: Yipes, whatever you say! Now I know why people think you're so scary. | |
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JURI: Who, little old me? By the way, do you know why we fight over Himemiya? | |
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UTENA: Do I care? Anyway, gotta run. | |
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ANTHY: Utena seems to like you. Flower? | |
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JURI: ::SMACK:: Step off, bitch. | |
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TOUGA: You ever notice those birds fly by at exactly the same time every day? | |
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MIKI: Aren't we supposed to be discussing chickens? | |
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JURI: Or eggs? | |
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MIKI: Juri, are you going to fight her? It's your turn. | |
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JURI: Feh. | |
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TOUGA: Stand still, Miki. I'm trying to aim. | |
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MIKI: But why would you want to fight her? Hey, are you in love with someone? | |
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JURI: I said, "feh." Don't you people listen? | |
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BOY: Fencing skill and beauty. You're a total babe, Juri. | |
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SHIORI: Juri, you need to look at ME. NOW. | |
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JURI: ...you have nice hair. | |
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SHIORI: You have a nice boyfriend. I think I'll take him. You mind? | |
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JURI: Boyfriend? What's a boyfriend? | |
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SHIORI: Guess that's a no. | |
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UTENA: Oh, hi. You know, although I'm not a lesbian, you're really, really hot. | |
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JURI: Riiiiiight. It's a eleven-thirty at night, and you're STILL dressed as a boy. Why do you think that is? | |
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UTENA: 'Cause my ex told me it looked good. | |
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JURI: Ugh, you are such a wuss. | |
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UTENA: Yeah, well, you're a lesbian! | |
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JURI: You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! | |
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ANTHY: ...rabbits. | |
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SHADOW GIRLS: Anyone here ever heard of sour grapes? | |
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JURI: No miracles. | |
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UTENA: Miracles. | |
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JURI: No! No miracles! | |
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UTENA: Himemiya, doesn't it HURT when you do that? | |
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JURI: You may be the "prince," but I still kick ass. | |
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UTENA: If I agree with you on that, will you stop kicking mine quite so hard? | |
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PRINCE: Oh, this won't do at all. | |
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JURI: A flashback? NOW?! Someone's going to answer for this. | |
| IKUHARA: EEP. | ||
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SHIORI: Miracles. | |
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JURI: NO MIRACLES, DAMMIT! NONE! ARGH! | |
| SWORD: Sching. | ||
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ROSE: Thud. | |
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JURI: That wasn't a miracle! That was freak chance! | |
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ANTHY: ...I didn't do it. | |
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TOUGA: It was a miracle. | |
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JURI: Was not. | |
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TOUGA: And you just keep thinking that. | |
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JURI: Okay, so I'm a lesbian. | |
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UTENA: But I'm not. | |
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JURI: You just keep thinking that. | |
| END EPISODE SEVEN | ||