EPISODE SIX - BEWARE, NANAMI-SAMA!
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EPISODE SIX - BEWARE, NANAMI-SAMA!
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NANAMI: Gee, maybe walking along a deserted street at midnight wasn't such a good plan. YIKES, a mysterious stranger! YIKES, oncoming traffic! | |
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TOUGA: Someone's trying to kill you? And ruin my fun? | |
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NANAMI: They're jealous of how amazingly cool and sophisticated I am! | |
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TOUGA: Nanami, stop straddling the lunch table. People are staring. | |
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NANAMI: Pout. Oh, look, a baseball. OWIE! | |
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UTENA: Eek, sorry. Darn thing went wild. You okay? | |
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NANAMI: MURDERER! | |
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UTENA: ...it's just a BASEBALL. Get a grip. | |
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ANTHY: I'm sorry. I just can't kill a living being. | |
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TOUGA: But she- I mean, they can't be allowed to live... | |
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NANAMI: You're having hot monkey sex with her, aren't you? You BASTARD! | |
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TOUGA: ...and by they, I mean the bugs. Chill OUT, Nanami. | |
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NANAMI: I wish I were dead! | |
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HORSE: Well, okay, if you say so... | |
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CHICKENS: How the hell did we GET here? | |
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NANAMI: My little heart goes pitter-pat! | |
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MIKI: So what does Nanami look for in a guy? | |
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UTENA: Apparently, a complete lack of hormones. Girl's a pedophile, and she gives me crap about MY sexual preference? | |
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SHADOW GIRLS: Campfire food doesn't taste too good. | |
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MIKI: She can't really like the pre-schooler, can she? Nanami only wants her brother's body. | |
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UTENA: Aren't you too innocent to even know what sex is? | |
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MIKI: I DO spend time with Kiryuu, you know. | |
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NANAMI: Maybe if you're a good little slave boy, someday you can be promoted to sexual slave boy. | |
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TSUWABUKI: ::nosebleeds:: | |
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UTENA: Is she always this bratty? | |
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SAIONJI: Love is a many splendored thing. Anthy's love for me, for instance, must be cruelly hidden. And it's all your fault, Tenjou. It's all your fault. | |
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UTENA: Why are you still here? | |
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SUZUKI/YAMADA/TANAKA: This is really bruising our fragile male egos. | |
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NANAMI: Tsuwabuki, open a can of whoopass. I think I'll take a stroll. | |
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SUZUKI: We just got slapped down. | |
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YAMADA: By a kid who can't even shave yet. | |
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TANAKA: I'm thinking seppuku is in order here. | |
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TSUWABUKI: I think I'm bleeding internally, but I saved Miss Nanami. Just like when Touga felled a charging bull with his bare hands. He was so manly! I still get all shivery when I think about it... | |
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UTENA: Are you sure NANAMI is the Kiryuu you're after? | |
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TSUWABUKI: Of course. Don't you know you always hurt the one you love? | |
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UTENA: You are one maladjusted rugrat, kiddo. | |
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NANAMI: TRAITOR! | |
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UTENA: Ow, my EARS! Switch to decaf! | |
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TSUWABUKI: Watch out for the kangaroo! | |
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KANGAROO: Okay, this is just plain weird now. | |
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NANAMI: Well, you may have placed me in mortal danger repeatedly, but I see no reason why that should stop me from offering you a job. | |
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TOUGA: Not to worry- I shall subdue the rampaging marsupial with my power of SEX! | |
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KANGAROO: Urg. Fine, you win, just put your shirt back on. | |
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NANAMI: Let's all go home. And to bed. | |
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TSUWABUKI: Can I come, too? | |
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TOUGA: ::smirk:: | |
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UTENA: I'll admit, that was kinda cool of him. | |
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TOUGA: I heard that! | |
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UTENA: Rats. | |
| END EPISODE SIX | ||