EPISODE FIVE - THE SUNNY GARDEN: FINALE
MIKI: ...yay!
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EPISODE FIVE - THE SUNNY GARDEN: FINALE
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JURI: Well, you beat me. Imperfectly, but with lots of squeaky-clean purity. | |
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MIKI: Um, thank you? Oooooo, Himemiya-san, watching you water those flowers, seeing the soft, delicate petals of the roses opening up under the gentle spray of your watering can... it's making me feel things I've never felt before! Well, that, and you keep bending over in a really short skirt. | |
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ANTHY: ...I like gardening, too. | |
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UTENA: Awwwww. | |
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MIKI: Eep! | |
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CHUCHU: Chuuuu! Well, *I* know what's going on here... | |
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MIKI: I used to have a sister, and we played piano in the purest way. And now she's the campus slut, which is somehow my fault. Drat it all. | |
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UTENA: Himemiya's got a boy-friend! Himemiya's got a boy-friend! | |
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ANTHY: But I'm your flower. | |
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UTENA: I'm not a lesbian already! | |
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TOUGA: We're walking on eggshells. | |
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JURI: They had chickens in them once. | |
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MIKI: ::click:: | |
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TOUGA: Miki had a thought.. | |
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MIKI: Let's stop fighting over Himemiya. | |
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TOUGA: Hmmmmm... nah. | |
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MIKI: Can't we all just get along? | |
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KOZUE: I get off on boinking where my brother spends all his time. | |
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MIKI: ...ewww. My sister's kinda icky sometimes. | |
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TOUGA: Only sometimes? Still, she's a damn good lay. By the way, Anthy doesn't actually like you. | |
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MIKI: ::sniffle:: Is it true? | |
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ANTHY: Why are you asking me? I have no free will. | |
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MIKI: ::sniffle:: | |
| FANGIRLS: AAAAA! HE'S SO CUTE! | ||
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MIKI: I have to fight you now. | |
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UTENA: Why? | |
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MIKI: Because of pink sheets and Touga's bare chest. | |
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UTENA: ...Ooookay. O__o | |
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SHADOW GIRLS: Leaky boats can be very disruptive to a good conversation. | |
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BANYU INRYOUKU: What's harmonic resolution? | |
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MIKI: I want her piano playing. | |
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UTENA: Can't you just make a tape? | |
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JURI: Well, Touga's always doing this. Let's see if it's any fun... | |
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ANTHY: Wake up, O-Sword-Of-My-Breasts. | |
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MIKI: I've been reading Machiavelli. | |
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BANYU INRYOUKU: What do spira mirabilis and beetles have to do with Miki? Find out next time, on--- | |
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MIKI: Whoops, flashback! She wants to be free! I know she does! And by "free," I mean ownership by me, of course. | |
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ANTHY: KICK HIS ASS! | |
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UTENA & MIKI: ...whaaaaaaaaat? | |
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ROSE: Poof. | |
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MIKI: ::whimper:: | |
| FANGIRLS: ::squeal and melt into a puddle of maternal love:: | ||
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ANTHY: Oh, what the heck... I don't mind you, Miki. | |
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MIKI: ...yay! |
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KOZUE: I can't play the piano worth beans. But why ruin all the attention it gets me from my brother? Fixations can go both ways, you know. | |
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UTENA: You people are all nuts. | |
| END EPISODE FIVE | ||