EPISODE FOUR - THE SUNNY GARDEN: PRELUDE

  UTENA: Why are we fighting?
  MIKI: Because of music.
  UTENA: ..Ooookay.
  IKUHARA: MMMM. SMELLS LIKE EXPOSITION.
  NANAMI: You're cute.
  MIKI: I only have eyes for Himemiya.
  NANAMI: Grr.
  ANTHY: Gardening is nice. Gardening is happy.
  KEIKO: ::SLAP:: Evil gardener!
  MIKI: ::click:: That is very not cool. Not that I'm gong to do anything about it, mind you.
  WAKABA: Miki's so cool. Himemiya, not so much.
  UTENA: Hey, Miki, could you tutor me in math too?
  MIKI: Only because of my newly budding sexuality. Oh, and my fixation on my sister. But I'm so innocent about it it's not nearly as creepy as it could be. See? ^_^
  TOUGA: Hmmm. Wouldn't mind getting me some of that innocent Miki goodness.
  SHADOW GIRLS: We used to have boyfriends, too. Then they decided that we smelled bad. Wah.
  MIKI: Hey. Sorry I'm late- I couldn't get her to stop following me.
  UTENA: Her? Oh joy. Are you two an item?
  NANAMI: Why, yes!
  MIKI: Dear lord, no.
  NANAMI: Hisssssss. Well, no worries- my snails shall soon draw Miki's heart to MY feminine wiles!
  ANTHY: But I like snails.

  UTENA & MIKI: Awwwww. She so cute!
  NANAMI: Frickin' weirdo. That's okay- I have a backup snake.
  ANTHY: ...my backup mongoose likes your backup snake.

  UTENA & MIKI: Awwwww. She so cute!
  NANAMI: Hussy. All right, time for the big guns- what the HELL?!? AAACK!
  UTENA: Please don't ask where we keep our clothes.
  NANAMI: ...I hate you all.
  ANTHY: Music soothes the savage beast. I hope.
  MIKI: ...she's purty.
  UTENA: Um, did anything actually happen in this episode?
    END EPISODE FOUR
 

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