EPISODE THREE - ON THE NIGHT OF THE
BALL
>UTENA: You're going.
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EPISODE THREE - ON THE NIGHT OF THE
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LITTLE GIRL: Hi. Remember me? My parents are still dead. | |
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PRINCE: Boom shakalaka. | |
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LITTLE GIRL: These petticoats itch. I wanna wear pants now. | |
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UTENA: I had a past. There was a guy in it. He gave me cheap jewelry. Couldn't you just swoon? | |
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ANTHY: ...::chew:: | |
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UTENA: You're incredibly unpopular, you know. | |
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ANTHY: ... | |
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UTENA: Seriously, I don't think anyone at this whole school likes you. | |
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ANTHY: ... | |
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UTENA: You can't spend all your time with a rodent. We're going friend-shopping. | |
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SCHOOLGIRLS: Fangirl time! | |
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UTENA: Thank you, but I'm not a lesbian. | |
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ANTHY: Engagement. | |
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UTENA: I'm still not a lesbian. I like guys. | |
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TOUGA: I'm a guy. Wanna screw? | |
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UTENA: You I don't like. Hands off the hair. | |
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TOUGA: But I have a ring. | |
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UTENA: Ooooo, shiny... still no. | |
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ANTHY: ... | |
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UTENA: Hmmm, he IS pretty. Could he be my prince, despite the fact that they look nothing alike? | |
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TOUGA: Eggs. | |
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JURI & MIKI: Chickens. | |
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MIKI: Saionji's suicidal. | |
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JURI: And we care... why? What I want to know is why this new girl isn't eating lunch with us ring-bearers. | |
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TOUGA: I know more than you do. And I'm sexy. Nyeah nyeah. | |
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JURI: You just keep thinking that. | |
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WAKABA: What's "gravity"? | |
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UTENA: Nah. My prince wouldn't be such a player. | |
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WAKABA: Just stay away from Anthy. You're MY pseudo-boyfriend, and don't you forget it. | |
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KEIKO: You suck! | |
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AIKO: You suck lots! | |
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YUUKO: You suck so much you made Saionji suck, too! | |
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KEIKO: SLAP! | |
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ANTHY: ... | |
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NANAMI: Goodness gracious me, whatever is going on here? | |
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KEIKO/AIKO/YUUKO: Eep! Run away! | |
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NANAMI: Come to the party. You got nominated for Dance Queen, despite nobody liking you. Let's be buddies. | |
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ANTHY: ... | |
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UTENA: You really need to get out more. | |
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UTENA: Dresses? What the? Who mails dresses? | |
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UTENA: Ew. Himemiya, yours is awful- but then again, mine's pink. Gag. Doesn't this guy have any taste? | |
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TOUGA: Smooch. | |
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ANTHY: I'm not going. Normal people give me hives. | |
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UTENA: You're going. | |
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ANTHY: 'Kay. | |
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SHADOW GIRLS: Dating bites. Woof. | |
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NANAMI: Do you think I'm sexy, big brother? | |
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TOUGA: Not even remotely. But I'll encourage you anyway. | |
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NANAMI: I got you a present. No, not that one, the one with the bows. | |
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TOUGA: Pink turns me on. Oh, sorry, did you say something? | |
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NANAMI: My bows are bigger than her bows. | |
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TOUGA: You are SO hot in those ruffles. Wanna dance? | |
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UTENA: Hell no. | |
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TOUGA: Screw? | |
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UTENA: Also no. | |
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NANAMI: Come stand over here for no reason whatsoever. You can trust me. | |
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ANTHY: ...Well. That was phallic. Is it me, or is there a draft in here? | |
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UTENA: You're not getting any, so stop drooling down my cleavage. | |
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TOUGA: Is that your fiancee over there in the dissolving clothes? | |
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UTENA: I can't take her anywhere, can I? | |
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ANTHY: Well, I'm cold, but at least that hideous dress is gone. | |
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UTENA: I hid my duelling outfit under my clothes. Just in case, you know? Everything I know about tablecloth dresses I learned from Martha Stewart. Now, let's boogie! | |
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CHUCHU: My lifelong dream to be a deejay, finally fulfilled! | |
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NANAMI: How dare she ruin my bizarre prank? Hiss! | |
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TOUGA: She excites me. | |
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NANAMI: KILL. | |
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UTENA: This doesn't mean I'm a lesbian. | |
| END EPISODE THREE | ||