EPISODE TWO - FOR WHOM THE ROSE SMILES
  SCHOOLGIRLS: SQUEEE! She's so HOT!
  UTENA: Look all you want, but no touching.
  WAKABA: Sniffle.
  UTENA: Oi, Wakaba, what gives? You're supposed to be the unbearably cheerful one in this relationship. Take an upper or something.
  WAKABA: My heart's broken an' stuff. Wait, did you say relationship? ALL BETTER NOW!
  UTENA: Please stop groping me.
  TOUGA: We have the coolest elevator on EARTH.

  JURI & MIKI: Word.
  TOUGA: The apocolypse is still corresponding with you guys too, right?
  JURI: I might disapprove of this new girl. Full house.
  TOUGA: I just wanna boink her. Flush.
  MIKI: Yeesh, am I gonna act like this when I hit puberty? Ick. Royal Flush.
  WAKABA: Aw man, now that we have separate rooms I won't be able to molest you in your sleep like I planned. Life is cruel.
  UTENA: Well, at least my dorm's haunted.
  WAKABA: True, that. See ya, sucker.
  UTENA: What are you doing in my room? And why aren't you wearing your miniskirt anymore?
  ANTHY: I live here. Do with me as you will, Mistress.
  UTENA: I'm not gay. Besides, don't you think we're a bit young to be getting married?
  ANTHY: ...
  CHUCHU: Chu.
  UTENA: ....yerk. Do I HAVE to have a fuzzy sidekick?
  IKUHARA: SUCK IT UP, TOMBOY.
  UTENA: A live-in monkey. Just what was missing from my life. Ah well, at least we have comic relief now.
  UTENA: All right, I want answers.
  ANTHY: I'm just a girl who can't say no.
  SAIONJI: Oh, great, it's my designated friend-enemy. Go away.
  TOUGA: You lost. You do realize that, right?
  SAIONJI: Did not. I'm not listening to you. La laa laa la laaaaaa...! She loves me!
  TOUGA: ...'cause you told her to.
  SAIONJI: La la laa!
  UTENA: What is it, Lass- er, Chuchu? Is Timmy in the well again?
  SAIONJI: You used to be *my* ho!
  ANTHY: That was then. Utena's my pimp now.
  SAIONJI: You wound me deeply. SMACK.
  UTENA: You best get to steppin!
  SAIONJI: I'll get you, my pretty, and your little monkey-rodent thing, too. Fight me again.
  UTENA: No. Wait, changed my mind. But I'll have you know I'm gonna throw the match!
  ANTHY: ...oh, thanks so much.
  SHADOW GIRLS: Cowboys are symbolic. So's death.
  UTENA: Sera Anshii, henshin yo!
  ANTHY: SPARKLESWISH.
  UTENA: Do you HAVE to grab your breasts to get that sword out?
  UTENA: ...uh ...I meant to do that! It'll make my losing seem more real!
  TOUGA: Ah, it's a lovely day for voyuerism.
  SAIONJI: I'll beat you this time!
  UTENA: Only because you just broke three of my ribs. Oh, who can save me?
  PRINCE: Oooo, ooo, me me me!
  SAIONJI: That was emasculating.
  UTENA: I think I just got violated by a dead guy.
  UTENA: I didn't win because I like you or anything. So we're clear.
  ANTHY: ...::smirk::
    END EPISODE TWO
 

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