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EPISODE EIGHTEEN -
MITSURU'S GROWING PAINS |
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JURI: We might be in trouble. | |
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MIKI: We're definitely being neglected. | |
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NANAMI: I'm WET. | |
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JURI & MIKI: ... | |
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NANAMI: What? | |
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JURI: I eagerly await the day I can kill you. | |
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TSUWABUKI: I eagerly await the day I can- | |
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NANAMI: Shut up. You're short. | |
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TSUWABUKI: ...wah. | |
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UTENA: It's raining. | |
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ANTHY: ...you are a terrible conversationalist. | |
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CHUCHU: ::is molested by a frog:: | |
| AUDIENCE: Oh, now that just ain't right! | ||
| IKUHARA: Dance, my puppets! | ||
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MARI: You are amazingly whipped for a guy who isn't getting any. | |
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TSUWABUKI: I wouldn't know what to do with any if I got it. | |
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NANAMI: Tsuwabuki, are you trying to get some? | |
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TSUWABUKI: I don't even know what "some" IS! | |
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MARI: Puberty is going to pound you like a pancake. | |
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TSUWABUKI: You mean like it seems to have already done to your chest? | |
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MARI: My barely-covered, pre-pubescent ass and I will thank you to leave the boobies out of it, Shrimpy McShrimperton. And put that banana DOWN already. Ew. |
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NANAMI: Oh, it's you again. Run along and... I dunno, be young somewhere. I have a sullen scientist to mack on. | |
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MIKAGE: Have fun stewing in your own hormones, kiddo. | |
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TSUWABUKI: ...wah. | |
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UTENA: Being an adult means you've done stuff. | |
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TSUWABUKI: Like what? | |
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UTENA: I dunno. Things. That adults do. Why are you asking me? I'm fourteen. | |
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ANTHY: ...Nah, too easy. | |
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UTENA: Hey Sir Sexalot, do you think I'm womanly? | |
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AKIO: ...way, way too easy. | |
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MAMIYA: Okay, kids, the sexual innuendo of the day is: | |
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MIKAGE: *ahem* "If we encourage him just right, that kid'll pop in no time." | |
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MAMIYA: ...ew, sempai. That was just tacky. | |
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MARI: You're watching the same three kiss scenes in endless repetition in order to become a grown-up? Through what, the power of pathos? | |
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TSUWABUKI: Gimme some sugar, baby. | |
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MARI: ::beatdown:: | |
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TSUWABUKI: I hate everyone. | |
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NANAMI: Except me. | |
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TSUWABUKI: ESPECIALLY you. | |
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NANAMI: Back under my thumb, my little oompa-loompa. | |
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TSUWABUKI: I adore Nanami. I totally do. I mean, yeah, she works me hard--- | |
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MIKAGE: Ew. Skip along, please. We don't need to hear that from someone your age. | |
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TSUWABUKI: All I want in this world is Nanami's sweet, sweet lovin', but just 'cause I'm not RELATED to her she thinks--- | |
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MIKAGE: Seriously, kid, stop that. It's just icky. |
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TSUWABUKI: That's it. I'm killing everyone. | |
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NANAMI: Why is there a mini theater in this school? Most colleges don't have facilities this nice. | |
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TSUWABUKI: ::slobber:: | |
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NANAMI: EWW THAT IS SO GROSS GET IT OFF ME GETITOFF! | |
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C-KO: Today I "gave blood" for the first time. I don't think I need to spell this out for you.. | |
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ANTHY: Today, on Bride Eye for the Duellist Guy: ruffles! | |
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UTENA: How many times do I have to tell you people that I'm straight? And also female? | |
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ANTHY: Ooo, snacks. | |
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UTENA: Are those... *cactuars*? | |
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TSUWABUKI: I had my chest perforated by a decorative plant and I STILL don't get to wear real pants. | |
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UTENA: Again with the hair! What is WITH you people? | |
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TSUWABUKI: Nobody can understand my pain! WHY CAN'T I TAP THAT ASS? | |
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UTENA: I don't actually think I need your help here, Dead Guy--- | |
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DIOS: WHEE! | |
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UTENA: ...yeah, okay. | |
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TSUWABUKI: I'm never getting laid, am I? | |
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MIKAGE: Hell no. | |
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NANAMI: Well, now that you've made wildly inappropriate advances towards me... maybe. | |
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UTENA: Oh, EW. | |
| END EPISODE EIGHTEEN | ||