EPISODE FIFTEEN -
THE WORLD SEEN FROM KOZUE
  KOZUE: I am the sluttiest slut that ever slutted. Slut slut slut slut. Sluttity slut! Wonderful sluuuuuuuuuuut!
  MIKI: Sharing her DNA makes me feel dirty.
  PIANO TEACHER: Why can't you be as slutty as your sister?
  KOZUE: HANDS OFF MY BROTHER'S ASS AND I MEAN THAT LITERALLY! ::snarl::
  BOY: Ow, my face!
  TOUGA: I have lost my sex. The world is a dark and lonely place.
  NANAMI: I can help with that!
  TOUGA: Oh, good job. Now I feel even worse.
  MAMIYA: The swords crystallize in the hearts of the duellists.
  MIKAGE: In my scientific opinion, that's utter bull twackie. We'll run with it.
  KOZUE: Water. Hard stuff to get a fistful of.
  GIRLS: Your brother seeing anyone?
  KOZUE: ...right, I'm drowning you now.
  MIKI: Flustered babble!
  ANTHY: ...
  MIKI: Adorable stammering!
  ANTHY: ...
  MIKI: Cute awkwardness!
  ANTHY: ...how long is he going to keep this up?
  PIANO TEACHER: STAIRS! GIRL-COOTIES! AIEEEE!
  KOZUE: And let that be a lesson to you. Of... some sort.
  JURI: Stop trying to kill people.
  KOZUE: No.
  JURI: Okay then.
  MIKI: Milkshake?
  KOZUE: Only if it comes with a side of shut-the-hell-up.
  UTENA: Damn, girl, you are just eat UP with the crazy.
  NANAMI: Eggshells! With the cracking and the babysitting and the freedom.
  MIKI: Why does SHE get to do the speech?
  JURI: She isn't even doing it right.
  NANAMI: I'm taking over the council.
  JURI: Don't care.
  NANAMI: But only until my brother's back.
  MIKI: Still don't care.
  NANAMI: Any objections?
  JURI: A world of don't care.
  AKIO: So there's some kid sniffing around my sister?
  UTENA: Are you going to get protective? You'd be very hot when protective.
  AKIO: Of course I am. Nobody gets my sister's sweet, sweet lovin' but me. Besides, I know for a fact she's too much woman for him.
  UTENA: ...boy, you're hot.
  AKIO: See, we big brothers are like the moon. We're spherical, and control the tides, and make aliens turn into giant apes on occasion. Also, we're sexy.
  UTENA: So you are! Yet so harmless and benign.
  AKIO: Heh. Heh heh heh.
 

MIKI: Where's Miss Himemizzzzzzzzzzzz.
  KOZUE: Mmmmm. Flashbacks make me excited.
  ANTHY: ...don't mind me.
  KOZUE: You saw!
  ANTHY: But I don't care.
  KOZUE: Don't you DARE tell!
  ANTHY: No, honestly. I don't care.
  KOZUE: Miki is only ever allowed to think about what a raging whore I am.
  MIKAGE: I hardly think you need the porny encouragement here.
  KOZUE: But now he has a crush, and dammit, NOBODY gets to molest my brother but me!
  MIKAGE: Obviously, you're a frothing madwoman. What size rose do you wear?
  KOZUE: Mmmmm, incestuous.
  MIKI: Please stop touching me.
  KOZUE: MY breasts spontaneously produce flowers. Can your little gardener do THAT? Huh?
  MIKI: No, but she can do THISowowowowowthatHURTS.
  C-KO: It's called a "soft sell," kids.
  UTENA: How thoughtful. Post-duel snacks.
  KOZUE: ...of LUNACY!
  BANYU INRYOUKU: Time machines! Zippity zoom! Fi! Fi! Engrish! MWEE HEE HEE!
  KOZUE: My frothing insanity shall bring me victory! GIBBER!
  ANTHY: Mmmmm, dairy.
  UTENA: I see your frothing insanity and raise you a phallic yet lesbian subtext.
  KOZUE: Oh no! I'm allergic to lesbian phalluses!
  MIKI: Nrrrg... what the hell did I drink last night?
  MIKAGE: Well, first try failed.
  MAMIYA: First try? What about Kanae?
  MIKAGE: Shhh.
  KOZUE: Well, if I can't have your body, can I have a glass of your thick white fluid?
  MIKI: ...
  AKIO: Make mouse noises for me, baby.
  ANTHY: ...that's very possibly the weirdest kink ever.
    END EPISODE FIFTEEN
 

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