EPISODE FOURTEEN -
THE BOYS OF THE BLACK ROSE
THE BOYS OF THE BLACK ROSE
AUDIENCE: GAH!
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EPISODE FOURTEEN -
THE BOYS OF THE BLACK ROSE |
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| NEMURO MEMORIAL HALL: ::is damn creepy:: | ||
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MIKAGE: Hi there! I'm your new Defense Against The Da--- er, villain, here to make inappropriate innuendo under the guise of a gardening discussion! Say, is that a rose growing in an aquarium for no reason whatsoever? | |
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MAMIYA: ...eh. | |
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MIKAGE: With Touga gone, the Most Fangirled Bishounen spot shall be MINE! Tee hee! | |
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MAMIYA: What about Saionji? | |
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MIKAGE: ... | |
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MAMIYA: ...yeah, forget I said that. | |
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UTENA: I'm so normal. So normal-normal-normal. | |
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CHUCHU: FEED ME, BITCH. | |
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UTENA: Hey, where's my notafiance? | |
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ANTHY: Sorry I'm late. Have to spend quality time with my brother every Saturday, and there's a perfectly valid reason for you to have overlooked this until now. Someday, I will think of it. | |
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UTENA: There're two of you? Egad. What comes out of HIS chest? | |
| AUDIENCE: ...augh. | ||
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ANTHY: Here's my brother. | |
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UTENA: The projector? | |
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ANTHY: ...how did you survive this long? | |
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UTENA: Oh, you mean the sexy man who's over there sexily performing sexy sex-type activities? ...ohgoodgriefwegoAWAYnow! | |
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AKIO: No need to hurry! Room for all! | |
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UTENA: Ohdearlordheissohot. | |
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KANAE: Hi, I'm his fiance! And I'm in high school! And... that's all the characterization I get, actually. | |
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UTENA: Soveryveryveryhot. | |
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AKIO: So YOU'RE my sister's ::coughcough:: "friend." | |
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UTENA: ...guh. So you sleep here at night sometimes? 'Cause you like the stars? | |
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AKIO: Yes. Every Saturday. Because I really, really enjoy the "stars." And making cryptic but seemingly innocuous comments. | |
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KANAE: Cryptic innocuousness turns me on. This is because I have the apparent brain capacity of a mosquito's elbow. | |
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ANTHY: I'm so inoffensive. Yes I am. | |
| RANDOM PROFESSOR 1: May we fanboy you? Pleeeeeeeeeease? | ||
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MIKAGE: Go away, feeble normals. | |
| RANDOM PROFESSOR 2: What about if we pay you? | ||
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MIKAGE: Leave, or I will Look At You. | |
| RANDOM PROFESSOR 1: Eeep! | ||
| RANDOM PROFESSOR 2: Scariest damn highschooler EVER. | ||
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JURI: Hey! | |
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MIKAGE: So, what do you say? | |
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MIKI: You creep me out. | |
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MIKAGE: Fair enough. | |
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UTENA: Kanae seems nice. | |
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ANTHY: ...sure. | |
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UTENA: Your brother seems - er, nice, too. | |
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MIKI: Oh, the trustee chairman? | |
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UTENA: Nobody ever tells me anything. | |
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MIKI: This building's made of corpses- how's that? | |
| DEAD BOYS: HI THERE! | ||
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AUDIENCE: GAH! |
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MIKAGE: So should the shoe-and-coffin collection go here, or in the foyer? | |
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MAMIYA: ...Have you figured out yet that I'm a boy? | |
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MIKAGE: Oh, you are not. | |
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MAMIYA: ...sigh. Whatever. Are we killing people soon? | |
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KANAE: Hello? I'm here from Victims 'R Us? You placed an order? | |
| SIGNS: ::are pointy:: | ||
| ELEVATOR: ::is creepy:: | ||
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KANAE: My fiance's dreamy. | |
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MIKAGE: Deeper. Go deeper. ...geez, that's obscene. | |
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KANAE: ...but his little sister's a freak. Plus, she has cooties. I must have a nervous breakdown over this, because nobody else on earth has ever hated their in-laws before. | |
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MIKAGE: ...yeah, okay. At least you're gullible. Welcome to my Crypt 'o Minimalism. Corpse? Ring? Hors d'oeuvre? | |
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MAMIYA: I'm killing you because a) you're a moron and b) you have terrible taste. Did you raid Nanami's closet or something? | |
| DEAD BOYS: Can someone PLEASE let us out? You have no idea how boring this is. | ||
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ROSE: Splutch. | |
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KANAE: OW! DAMMIT! | |
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WAKABA: Cameo! I'm still here! Someone please pay attention to me! | |
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C-KO: Teeth? My big debut is about TEETH? Sheeeeeeeeesh... | |
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UTENA: Okay, so. Desks and body outlines. These are new. Also, CREEPY AS HELL. Boy, this is going to be a bitch to fight in. | |
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KANAE: PANTS MAKE ME BLOODTHIRSTY. | |
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UTENA: But you were nice! Stupid, but nice! And that jacket is not an improvement. | |
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KANAE: Grrrrr kill gnash arrrrgh! | |
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UTENA: WOW you're crazy. I think I'll be a boy now. | |
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KANAE: This calls for a nap. | |
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MIKAGE: Mmmmm, roasty flesh. So, Tenjou beat my puppet and stole my character design. She must be destroyed. | |
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UTENA: At least Kanae's fine, aside from the brain damage. Have fun at your brother's! | |
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CHUCHU: Like HELL I'm going with her. | |
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AKIO: Did you MISS me, baby? | |
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ANTHY: ... | |
| AUDIENCE: ...GAH! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?! | ||
| IKUHARA: NYAHA! I PWNZ0RZ J00! | ||
| END EPISODE FOURTEEN | ||