EPISODE THIRTEEN-
TRACING A PATH
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LITTLE GIRL: I have gender issues. | |
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PRINCE: I have a horse. | |
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LITTLE GIRL: Can we not read into this, please? | |
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SHADOW GIRLS: HA! We mock you with our unusual placement and goldfish bowl headgear! | |
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TOUGA: Hot DAMN my voice is sexy. I could listen to it for weeks. In fact, I think I will. | |
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AKIO: You think HIS voice is sexy? Silly, silly mortals. I am mysterious and silhouetted AND sexily voiced. Fear me! | |
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PRINCE: ... | |
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AKIO: My cryptic statements are even MORE cryptically stated than Ikari Gendo's. Nyeah! | |
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PRINCE: ... | |
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AKIO: Our fights have nifty names that don't really mean anything too, you know. They're cool 'cause they're in FRENCH, see? | |
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SAIONJI: Enough talk! I keel joo! | |
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UTENA: Hm, maybe the hollow stick wasn't my best choice for a weapon. | |
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SAIONJI: What? This can't be! I'm invincible! | |
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UTENA: You're a looney. | |
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ANTHY: ...::smirk:: | |
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AKIO: Mmmm, smells like filler. | |
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PRINCE: ... | |
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AKIO: You're a lousy conversationalist. | |
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BANYU INRYOUKU: Thought you could get through an episode without us, didn't you? | |
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SAIONJI: I'll beat you this time! | |
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UTENA: Only because you just broke three of my ribs. Oh, who can save me? | |
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PRINCE: Oooo, ooo, me me me! | |
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SAIONJI: That was emasculating. | |
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UTENA: I think I just got violated by a dead guy. | |
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AKIO: Miki's duel is named is Reason. Just... um, 'cause. | |
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MIKI: Whoops, flashback! She wants to be free! I know she does! And by "free," I mean ownership by me, of course. | |
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ANTHY: KICK HIS ASS! | |
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UTENA & MIKI: ...whaaaaaaaaat? | |
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AKIO: By the way, does anyone know why the inside of Miki's brain involves pink lace sheets? | |
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PRINCE: ... | |
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JURI: You go to hell! You go to hell and you die! | |
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UTENA: Miracles. | |
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JURI: No! No miracles! | |
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SHIORI: Miracles. | |
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JURI: NO MIRACLES, DAMMIT! NONE! ARGH! | |
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AKIO: We're still cooler than Evangelion. | |
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PRINCE: ... | |
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AKIO: You are such a downer. | |
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KITTEN: Mew! | |
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LITTLE NANAMI: ::kills the kitten:: | |
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ANGRY!FANGIRLS: DIE, BIG-HEADED BITCHBRAT! | |
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UTENA: You need therapy. Possibly at gunpoint. | |
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AKIO: Look, just be glad we didn't recap ALL the Nanami episodes, okay? Blah blah power of You blahdy blah sealed blah revolution yadda. Is any of this a surprise to a single person out there? | |
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PRINCE: ... | |
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AKIO: We're skipping both of Touga's duels, just because I'm sexier. Ha ha! | |
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PRINCE: ... | |
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AKIO: Oh, stop pouting. | |
| IKUHARA: RELEASE THE SYMBOLISM! MWA HA HA! | ||
| FANS: GAH! The hell? | ||
| END EPISODE THIRTEEN | ||