EPISODE TWELVE- FOR FRIENDSHIP, PERHAPS
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EPISODE TWELVE- FOR FRIENDSHIP, PERHAPS |
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UTENA: I lost? This can't be! I'm invincible! ...oh, I did NOT just say that. | |
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SAIONJI: See how YOU like it, bizatch. | |
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TOUGA: You suck. | |
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ANTHY: He's right, you know. Ooooo, look, your self-esteem's right over here, and it's so crunchy! Tee hee! | |
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WAKABA: Okay, you're skipping school, and you'd better have one heck of a reas- OHMYLORDPAJAMAS. BE STILL MY HORMONES. | |
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UTENA: ...wah. | |
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WAKABA: Aw, man! Even groping you isn't any fun when you're like this. So, you and Himemiya broke up, huh? | |
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UTENA: ...wah. | |
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WAKABA: You know, normally I'd see this as my chance, but you're not even yelling about being straight and it's starting to creep me out. | |
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UTENA: ...wah. | |
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SCHOOLGIRLS: UTENA. SKIRT. UTENA-SKIRT. UTENA-IN-A-SKIRT. Our loins, they are aflame! | |
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UTENA: ...it was all I had in my closet, okay? | |
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SCHOOLGIRLS: ::collective meltdown:: | |
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WAKABA: Poser. | |
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ANTHY: Hello, Mr. Salt. This is Open Wound. Have you two met before? | |
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UTENA: ...and we're back to wah. | |
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TOUGA: Eggs. They are full of nutrition. | |
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MIKI: Messy, though. | |
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JURI: Where do those birds come from, anyway? | |
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TOUGA: I won. | |
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ANTHY: ... | |
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MIKI: So we see. | |
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TOUGA: I won. | |
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JURI: Yes, I believe you did mention that. | |
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TOUGA: Also, I won. See this Bride? This one right here? Mine now. 'Cause I won. | |
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ANTHY: ... | |
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MIKI: ...um, was there anything else on the agenda? | |
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TOUGA: Who da man? Who da man? TOUGA'S da man, bay-bee! | |
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JURI: I cannot believe he called a meeting just for this. | |
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WAKABA: I am being inhumanly bouncy and supportive and you're ignoring me. If I were any less cheerful, this would be really pissing me off. | |
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UTENA: ...wah. | |
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WAKABA: Would you CUT THAT OUT? It's very annoying! | |
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TOUGA: Helloooooo, lovely scantily-clad ladies... | |
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WAKABA: Speaking of annoying. | |
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TOUGA: I believe in MI-RA-CLES! | |
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JURI: Argh! | |
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TOUGA: Where you from- you sexy thing? | |
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WAKABA: Whoa! Hey! No touching! I'm the only one allowed to fondle her like that, you lech! Dammit, did you drug her or something? | |
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TOUGA: Aieee, angry schoolgirl! My secret Achilles' heel! | |
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ANTHY: ...well, this will be uncomfortable for the rest of the school day. | |
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WAKABA: Isn't she supposed to melt when she gets wet? | |
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UTENA: HEY! None of that! | |
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TOUGA: What, you're the only one who's allowed to make her wet? | |
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WAKABA: ... | |
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ANTHY: ... | |
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UTENA: ...no, you GIGANTIC freaking pervert. And I'm not gay. | |
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WAKABA: What, like physical violence is going to deter me? I get moony over Saionji, remember. | |
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TOUGA: Good Anthy. Stay, Anthy. I have some sexploits to attend to. | |
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ANTHY: ...I don't miss Utena. | |
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TOUGA: And if you're a GOOD Rose Bride, when daddy gets back, you'll get a biscuit! | |
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ANTHY: ...okay, maybe a little. | |
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TOUGA: Go Touga! Go Touga! I'm the mack daddy! It's my birthday! | |
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ANTHY: ...someone please kill him. | |
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UTENA: I'm sorry I bitchslapped you. | |
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WAKABA: I am NOT talking to you until you put some pants on. | |
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UTENA: Look, I'm just trying to be normal now, okay? | |
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WAKABA: Well, you're terrible at it. You're a total wuss. Stop now. | |
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UTENA: Wow, I realize now that my entire self-image hinges on one girl I barely know! Thanks for making me realize just how incredibly co-dependent I am! You're a great friend! | |
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WAKABA: ...holy mother of crap, she kissed me. I die now. | |
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UTENA: It was your forehead. | |
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WAKABA: It was still your lips. ::spontaneously combusts:: | |
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TOUGA: Hum dee, just doing my thing with... er, what's your name again? | |
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UTENA: No time for that, you manwhore you! I have an asskicking to administer and it has your name engraved on it! | |
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SHADOW GIRLS: We're not normal. | |
| FANS: No, really? | ||
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SHADOW GIRLS: We're ALIENS! | |
| FANS: Still not surprised. | ||
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JURI: Do me a favor and kick his ass. He's getting on my last nerve. | |
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TOUGA: Oh, it is to laugh. What do you think you're going to gain by this? | |
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UTENA: For one thing, I'll get to wear pants again. These skirts are drafty as hell. | |
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ANTHY: Yup. Breasts. Still got 'em. | |
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TOUGA: Wanna see a trick? Anthy's a sword-swallower! | |
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UTENA: Oh, come on now! That wasn't even subtle! | |
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TOUGA: Ish a shparklie! | |
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UTENA: I don't care if you have the Pink Long-Range Sword of Dios or the freaking Rocket Launcher of Liberace. I'm STILL going to beat you until all that's left is a greasy smear. | |
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ANTHY: Wow. She's gonna die. Ho hum. | |
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UTENA: Oh, fer the luvva... not AGAIN! What is wrong with the swords around here? Do you people make these out of styrofoam or something? | |
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TOUGA: I could kill you, I could end the duel, or I could cut your clothes off in little bits. Gee, what to choose? | |
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UTENA: I may be naked, but Himemiya likes me better. | |
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TOUGA: ...oh ruddy hell. | |
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UTENA: HA! You fall before our mighty conjoined lesbian might! | |
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TOUGA: ... | |
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UTENA: ...although I am straight as an arrow. Really. | |
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ANTHY: My HERO! Shall I reward you with some sex? | |
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UTENA: No. Well, maybe later in the series. Right now I just want a hot bath. | |
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ANTHY: ^_^ | |
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UTENA: Sigh. I can't win with this, can I? | |
| END EPISODE TWELVE | ||