EPISODE ELEVEN-
GRACEFULLY CRUEL - THE ONE WHO
PICKS THAT FLOWER
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WAKABA: Oy, you so SKINNY! How you gonna get a man if you don't eat? | |
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UTENA: Since when did you turn into the Jewish mom I never wanted? | |
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WAKABA: Hush up and be a good girl while Auntie Wakaba molests you in public. | |
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UTENA: Ack! Bad touches! Bad touches! | |
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ANTHY: ...So if I feed you, I get to do that to you too? | |
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UTENA: Hey! Guys! Still not a lesbian! | |
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MIKI: Well, aren't we stalky. | |
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TOUGA: You're just jealous because you don't have my girldar. | |
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MIKI: ...say what? | |
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TOUGA: Girldar. It's like gaydar, only... uh... hey, look, the Rose Bride in a tiny skirt again! | |
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MIKI: Utena's going to kick your ass if she catches you doing this, you realize. | |
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TOUGA: Not if I make with the mad seXXX0rZ first. | |
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MIKI: Remind me again why I spend time with you? | |
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UTENA: Ooooooo, shiny... Okay, SO much less attractive when covered in fawning girlflesh. Because I AM NOT A LESBIAN and as such do not like the girls! See? SEE? | |
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ANTHY: Mmhmm. Of course you aren't. | |
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JURI: Why are you talking when I'm always the first one in the elevator? I want to do the speech for once. | |
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TOUGA: Eggs. Girls have eggs too. | |
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MIKI: ...oboy. | |
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TOUGA: My little sister lost. | |
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MIKI: And nobody is surprised. | |
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TOUGA: I totally manipulated her into it, too. | |
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JURI: We figured this out already. What we don't know is how Touga is planning to try and beat Tenjou. | |
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TOUGA: SEX. | |
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JURI: ...and...? | |
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TOUGA: No, seriously. That's it. Sex. | |
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MIKI: And this is our fearless leader. Grand. | |
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UTENA: Maybe he's my prince. Or maybe he's victimizing Himemiya again. It's a tossup. | |
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TOUGA: Awwww, the Rose Bride's fragile girlhood dreams, sparkly and sweet as spun sugar. *crunchcrunchcrunch* | |
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ANTHY: ...wah. | |
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TOUGA: And now I shall fondle your ear in a vaguely unwholesome fashion. You don't mind or anything, do you? | |
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UTENA: I damn well do! Himemiya's MY fiancee! | |
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TOUGA: ...Do you need me to say anything here, or should I just raise my eyebrow? | |
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UTENA: ...I didn't mean it like THAT, you pervert! Besides, she hates being your toy! Tell him you hate being their toy, puppet-roommate! | |
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ANTHY: Good grief, you're slow on the uptake. | |
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TOUGA: Oh, by the way, guess what? I'm your prince. | |
| ANVIL: ::crashes to ground:: | ||
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UTENA: Are you my prince? I keep trying to find my prince. Are you my prince? | |
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TOUGA: Shall I prove it... with my tongue? | |
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UTENA: ...oooooooshiny. | |
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TOUGA: Sometimes this is way too easy. | |
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ANTHY: Um, guys? I'm standing RIGHT HERE. | |
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TOUGA: Wait- changed my mind. Instead of necking, why don't we beat on each other with pointy metal things? | |
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UTENA: ...wah! | |
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TOUGA: Heh. *crunchcrunchcrunch* | |
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UTENA: Boy or friend? Boy or friend? The eternal struggle rages on... | |
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ANTHY: Methinks the time is right to say exactly what you want to hear. Ahem. 'Friends are good. If I had friends, my life would be better.' | |
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UTENA: Woohoo! Progress at last! I dance for joy! | |
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ANTHY: Gosh, he was right. This IS easy. ^_^ | |
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SHADOW GIRLS: William Tell. He had great aim. Also, archers are sexy. Which, if you're on crack, segues into our theme of the day- "vicious cycle." All together now, kids! | |
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UTENA: None of you at home can tell, but these accessories tickle like you would not believe. | |
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ANTHY: Well, goodness, if you have such a problem with them... | |
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TOUGA: Enough talk- let's DANCING! | |
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UTENA: Does Saionji know you stole his katana? And his Engrish? | |
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TOUGA: Despite the fact that I have over a foot of height and at least forty pounds on you, I shall demean your skills. | |
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UTENA: Thanks for the condescension. May I have another? | |
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TOUGA: You're not really very good at this, you know. | |
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UTENA: Look, it's not like I ever DID this before I met you lunatics, okay? Hey, um, dead guy? A little help here? | |
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TOUGA: Prince! | |
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UTENA: Ack! | |
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PRINCE: I can't leave you alone for a minute, can I? | |
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TOUGA: It's like fish in a barrel, it really is. | |
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UTENA: But... you can't take her away! I need her around to clean up after me and make me feel better about myself! | |
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ANTHY: Has anyone ever explained the meaning of "naive" to you? Everything you thought about our "friendship" was great big lie. And now I'm Touga's sockpuppet. ^_^ | |
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UTENA: ...wah. | |
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TOUGA: In small words, then. Utena Tenjou, you suck. | |
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UTENA: ...wah. | |
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ANTHY: He's right, you know. Seeya. | |
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UTENA: ...wah! | |
| END EPISODE ELEVEN | ||