EPISODE TEN - NANAMI'S PRECIOUS THING

  SCHOOLBOY: Saionji got expelled!
  KENDO TEAM: THANK YOU! THERE IS A GOD!
  TOUGA: Hey, old buddy old pal, anything deeply personal and precious you want to entrust to me before you go haring off into the sunse- er, late afternoon?
  SAIONJI: Actually, yes. Give Anthy a goodbye shiner for me, wouldja?
  TOUGA: Oh, your diary, with all your thoughts and dreams and declarations of love? I'll guard it with my life. Truuuuust me. Whoops! Slipped, and right by the furnace, too! Shucks...
  NANAMI: ...and if ANYONE makes ONE freaking Gollum joke, so help me...! Just one!
  UTENA: Take my word for it, people. Don't piss her off. She'll never leave you alone.
  MIKI: How do we keep getting in this elevator, anyway?
  JURI: Hush. Stick to the script.
  TOUGA: Omelettes. Mmmmmmmm.
  MIKI: Well, it's official. Saionji sucks.
  JURI: We knew this.
  MIKI: Anyway, Touga's injured, so I wanna fight Utena again.
  JURI: No, me. I have aggression to work out. Back off, shrimp.
  TOUGA: Wait your turn, both of you. Nanami gets a shot first.
  MIKI: ...you are, of course, kidding.
  JURI: I'm not even going to TOUCH this one.
  NANAMI: You are the biggest bitch ever!
  UTENA: ...um, oops?
  TOUGA: Why, good afternoon, opportunity! Come on in!
  NANAMI: I RAGE.
  TOUGA: Oh, you're still here?
  NANAMI: I KILL.
  UTENA: Boy, do I suck.
  TOUGA: Oh, don't pay any attention to her. She's harmless. Promise.
  UTENA: I have doubt. And angst. And esteem issues, and questions about my personal goals.
  ANTHY: Did you say something?
  UTENA: Do you EVER listen? I ask merely for information. I was saying I feel evil!
  ANTHY: Oh? Well, if you're so evil, why don't you... eat this kitten?
  KITTEN: Mew!
  NANAMI: I gave my brother a kitten once. Now all I want is the passionate touch of his beautiful lips to my beautiful lips. Beautiful because we're related. Kiss me...
  TOUGA: ...oh, EW. Must you? I'm gonna go scrub my DNA with Draino now.
  NANAMI: ...fooey, there's that plan shot to hell.
  SCHOOLGIRL: Touga's out, but you can catch him at the party he's throwing tonight.
  UTENA: So he's too sick to come to school, but not too sick to get down and funky with his bad self?
  TOUGA: You lurve me! I knew it!
  UTENA: Oh, EW. Take the damned flowers, you lech.
  NANAMI: In lieu of getting some, I guess I can always throw a public tantrum.
  UTENA: Oh, skippy. And would you people QUIT IT with the slapping Himemiya thing? That was old the first damn time!
  NANAMI: No touching!
  UTENA: I wasn't going to!
  NANAMI: Nobody's allowed to get my brother's sweet lovin', and especially not YOU!
  RUMOR MILL: ::cranks up to warp speed::
 

UTENA: NO! So much no! Lots and lots of no! Would you help here, Touga?
  TOUGA: I am helping. ^_^
  NANAMI: Hiss froth rage rage hiss.
  TOUGA: So my sister's a bit of a sociopath, I'll give you that. But she gave me a kitten. Which then disappeared. And in return, I'll give her a rose signet.
  JURI: So does that mean she'll disappear soon, too?
  MIKI: Please?
  NANAMI: That cat was evil anyway. It's time to open up a can of Kiryuu-style whoopass, beeyatch.
  MIKI: What? When the heck did this happen? Nobody tells us anything. Geez.
  JURI: ...I am surrounded by morons.
  SHADOWGIRLS: Cats... um... okay, we've got nothin'. Nanami's a total bitch, isn't she?
  UTENA: These stairs are so good for my quadriceps.
  NANAMI: Took you long enough. Harlot.
  UTENA: ...what the everloving hell are you *wearing*?
  NANAMI: Full-body spandex. Why?
  UTENA: And she insists that I'M weird.
  ANTHY: You can hide anything in cleavage.
  NANAMI: I will END you!
  UTENA: Not so much, no, considering I've beaten you faster than anyone yet.
    SCIMITAR: Scrunch.
  ANTHY: I am NOT repairing that.
  NANAMI: Honor my ass. I'll win, because the obsessive freak ALWAYS wins!
  UTENA: You need therapy. Possibly at gunpoint.
  NANAMI: What is going on with these ill-timed flashbacks?
  LITTLE NANAMI: ::kills the kitten::
  ANGRY!FANGIRLS: SHE KILLED A KITTEN?!? SHE KILLED A KITTEN! EVIL!
  LITTLE NANAMI: Die, cute fuzzy spawn of hell.
  ANGRY!FANGIRLS: DIE, BIG-HEADED BITCHBRAT!
  TOUGA: Well, that was fun. By the way, Utena, have you ever thought that I might be your prince? 'Cause I might be.
  UTENA: Stop DOING that!
  TOUGA: We'll talk later.
  UTENA: Why? Why do I attract all the psychos? Is there a sign or something?
  ANGRY!FANGIRLS: ...gonna FLAY that kitten-killing little bint, just see if we don't...
    END EPISODE TEN
 

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