All About Me Well, not really. There are two kinds of people in this world, and I am one of them. - Dave Barry Why on earth are you here? I'm not at all interesting... Oh, all right. Your time, after all. I'm female, legally an adult (yippee skip), and a lapsed student living... in the US. No, you're not getting more detail than that. Hair blond, eyes blue. I've lived in the past in a small town in the Rockies called Park City, not necessarily by choice. Yeah, that Park City. I'm ridiculously tall and always dressed inappropriately for the weather. I read, draw (::snickers at herself:: ), write (see previous self-derogatory note), and act.  No, I really don't know what I'll do in the real world. Leave me alone and stop nagging. If I could survive Job Hell this long, I'll manage. Since I can't actually come up with anything creative, I thought I'd do the ever popular stats thing. That, and I'm lazy. By the way, the excessively spiffy- and accurate 'cept for the hair length- picture of me is by Madsman. Go to his site and tell him how neat he is.

Basics-
Name: I'm SO not telling.
Also Goes By: Kyooki no Tenshi, Isa, Isako, Kenaz, Jera... Er, it gets long after that.
Sex: Female! FEMALE, curse you! Don't question me!
Physical Age: Twenties.
Actual Age: Variable and wildly fluctuating.
Height: 5' 11.75". Okay, six feet! Happy? Growf.
Weight: ...I honestly don't know. Probably around 135 lbs or so.
Eyes: Blue.
Hair: Blond... ish. Depends on my mood on occasion.

Primary Goals-
-To tease anyone I can lay finger, eye, or sound wave on. I work that annoyance, baby.
-To learn to draw and write properly. ::has good hearty belly laugh at self::
-To finish college without being in massive debt.

Secondary Goals-
-To make it out of college alive and sane (well, such as it were) and out of legal proceedings.
-To get better at the fine old art of random quotations. It is an underrated skill.

Likes-
-Anime (gee, ya think?), and lots of it. Manga, too. ^.^
-::shrieks like a fangirl, which she is:: Vejiiiiiiiiiita-samaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
-Random acts of... anything, really. I'm not all that picky, as long as it's random.
-Confusing people.
-Obscure words.
-Yaoi, yuri, general fandom.
-Sentences with more words than were actually needed. It's a habit I'm trying to break.
-Puns and obscure cultural references, whether they are understood or not.
-Monty Python (They are gods! GODS! HA HA HAHAHAHAAAAAA- sorry.)
-Tea.

Strengths/Special Abilities-
-Can project Aura of Threat and Insidious Feelings of Impending Nastiness. Caretaker of the noble Nerf Anvil.
-Creates new curse phrases at whim. Sometimes these are goofy. This matters not.

Weaknesses/Quirks-
-Food. Except for the icky kind, like cheese substitutes (Velveeta. Blegh) and peanut butter, for some other
    obscure reason. Ew, and mayo. No mayo.
-Bishounen. ^__^ Bish, bish bishbish...
-Tends to bite people, but only when a) they deserved it, or b) when she's hungry.
-Is always hungry.
-Can melt into a Puddle Of Lust (tm) at any given time. At this point, becomes difficult to remove from carpets.
-Stunningly bad driver, able to turn being cautious into a Very Bad Thing.
-Prone to debilitating fits of giggles for no discernable reason.
-Gleefully psychotic. But I'm a nice psychotic! Honestly I am!

Pet peeves (Including, but not limited to)-
-Akio. Must. KILL. Akio. I loathe that man.
-Being cold. I absolutely hate being cold.
-Fanfic/Fanart thieves, and people who seem to think that grammar and spelling are optional. I'm hardly the best by any stretch, but
    at least I try! Good heavens, people, have you no pride?
-Obscenely Cute and Fuzzy Magical Companions and their corresponding females. ::shudders:: Just too much fluff.
-Inflexible people.
-Excessive cuteness. See note on magical creatures.
-Heightists.
-Pointless cruelty and incessant idiocy.
-Arachnids. Anything buggy or insectoid, really. And no ichor!

Please Don't Ever Try To:
-Have me dance. You really, really don't want to see me dance. Ever.
-Kill me. Beyond that it's rude, I am a vicious little brat, and will haunt you in a truly annoying fashion..

...Er, yeah. What she said. I don't quite remember where I got this template, but I thought it was rather fun. ^^
Oh, and if you're curious, here's a picture of me.

Why, yes, I know you can't tell what I look like. That's the idea. If you do know what I actually look like... well then, you're fairly special. Maybe I'll put up a self-portrait someday, but until then you're just going to have to make do with this. And besides, I think it illustrates my character rather well, don't you?

You're not going crazy... you're going sane in a crazy world! - The Tick
Or, if you really think you are, you could e-mail me. We'll commiserate.

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