Words to the Wise

    All right, kittens, gather round. Here's the deal about what you may encounter here'bouts:

    I'll admit openly that I'm generally considered insane. Which might make reading my writing strange for some people, but I think most will generally get into the swing of things. Also, most (but not necessarily all) of my stories contain violence, swearing -in quite a few languages- some things that may be very like rape scenes, sex and/or sexual implications, which I may separate from the main parts for safety's sake when I get to them. I do not pull my punches when I write if I feel the story needs it. If you have issues with bisexuality, sex in general, harsh language, violence, really irritatingly nagging psychological problems, love of any variety, blood, intense disagreements, lunacy, shapeshifting, character driven work, naturally fuscia rabbits, or Bulma yelling, turn back noooooowwwww! Bwa ha! Bwa!
    If, however, none of this bugs you but you hate Freeza and Akio, come on in! You're a friend to the forces of good, you are!
A quick guide to the terms I use, in case you're not familiar with them:

Yaoi Content involving homosexuality. Read: gay or bi men and their relationships, and very often sexual or containing sexual themes. Shounen ai is the same, only without the more adult elements. I don't actually think I'm ever going to use that one, but it's safe to include it.
Yuri The feminine version of yaoi. To spell it out- two women who are involved in a non-platonic reltainoship. (And just for information's sake, "yuri" means lily.)
Lemon Containing sexual activity. More of a warning than anything else.
Lime Containing sexual themes. Not, however, graphic, so it's less dangerous than straight out citric acid.
Fluff Well, this isn't all that difficult to figure out. Material with approximately as much content as a twinkie.
AU Alternate Universe, also known as altiverse or alternaverse. Deviations from the established timelines, whether they be small, such as one event being ignored, or massive, such as Duo's Shinigami being a fluffy orange kitten.
SI Self Insert. This is a term I'm NOT using, thus far, but it means a story in which an avatar of the author or the author themseves is a major player in the story. Some are done well, but many others are just not readable. Outside The Fire is not- is NOT- SI. I elaborate on the page itself.
OOC Out Of Character. Fairly straightforward, I think.
Dark Things that illustrate just how evil a writer can be. Also referred to as sadism.

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