Shen in shorts!

Shen: *hiding his wee bits behind a ticket*
Shen: *hiding his wee bits behind a ticket*
Me: But you're so CUTE IN SHORTS I CAN'T STAND IT.

Shen: ...don't look at me.
Shen: ...don't talk to me. Don't look at me. In fact, don't - WHAT THE HELL IS THAT.
Me: *Scribbling* It's youuuu! ^_^

Me: *uses flash*
Me: *uses flash*
Shen: Cut it out!

Shen: ...you are DETERMINED to make me hate you, aren't you?
Shen: *scrawls his own message on the tablecloth* No, I'm NOT! Shen DOES NOT wear shorts!

Shen: ...you are DETERMINED to make me hate you, aren't you?
Me: Come ooon, stand up. Cuteness for camera!
Shen: ...you are DETERMINED to make me hate you, aren't you?
Me: You're happy, aren't you?
Me: EE! You're so CUTE!
Shen: That's it. I'm going to kill you.
Me: You're happy, aren't you?
Me: CUTE CUTE CUTE!
Shen: You don't understand. You are about to die.
Shen: This... this isn't what I expected.
Me: Aww, silly boy. Here, we'll just cover up your name and...
Shen: Not good enough!
Shen: This place... it's full of peace. Peace. I'm not used to peace.
Shen: I should take them off right now!
Me: You'd be naked. Wait until we get home, baby. I'll make you bad-ass.
Shen: Fine.
Shen: Bad-ass?
Me: Mm-hmm.
Shen: You promise? Fine. But it had better be good!