The Arrival of Shen

Me: World, this is Shen.
Me: World, this is Shen.
He's a little bit scary. >:D

He is, however, very stylish.
He is, however, very stylish.

Shen: Oh, you do not need to worry about me. I am not a threat... to you.
Shen: Yes. Feel free to underestimate me.
Me: Zuh?

Shen: Oh, you do not need to worry about me. I am not a threat... to you.
Shen: Oh, you do not need to worry about me. I am not a threat... to you. However, when the nighttime comes...

He is, however, very stylish.
Shen: ...and the darkness falls...

Shen: ...then I am the last thing you will see. Remember.
Shen: ...if I am what you see... then I will be the last.
Me: Eep! O_O

Shen: Oh, you do not need to worry about me. I am not a threat... to you.
Aiden: Ooooooh!
Shen: *ignores*
Aiden: WE'RE FRIENDS NOW! *snuggle*

He is, however, very stylish.
Mom: Awww, how cute!
Shen: *has apparently gone into shock*
Aiden: *PETTING* <//^___^\\>
He is, however, very stylish.
Duane: Come on, kids, time to read Harry Potter.
Shen: ...you people are so domestic.

Aiden: *gasp* HARRY POTTER, SIR!
Aiden: *gasp* HARRY POTTER, SIR!
Me: Baby, you had waaaay too much sugar today.

Shen: He had neither more, nor less, than he is allowed. Now go away; we are reading.
Shen: He has had neither more, nor less, than he ought. Now, silence! WE are trying to read.

Shen: He had neither more, nor less, than he is allowed. Now go away; we are reading.
Me: Well, at least they're one, big, snappishhappy family. -_-;